You're in big trouble now, mister. Because this was an armed robbery and the defendant has appeared before me previously. But when a vengeful traffic cop James Keach and a crooked judge Sally Kellerman plot to sell everyone's impounded cars, the class hits the gas with their own plan for high-speed payback on a road full of Moving Violations! That's what I'm here for. Yeah, how can I be a hypochondriac when I'm sick all the time? I made this stuff at home. Get out on the highway and go at full speed for about 10 miles.
Okay, now then, for five points, true or false? Next, you wanna grease up your rear end. You know, I have a sense about people, and I felt all along that you were decent and kind. Okay, now we're on our way. You on the other hand, civil servant, are stuck in this shitty nowhere traffic school for the rest of your life. They got a whole army after us. Now, Dana, don't fool around in here.
This is a must own for 80s comedy fans. I've laughed so many times during it that really, i would recommend it. Your license will be revoked. I photograph a whole lot better than I look. What I'd like to do is bring it in - as soon as possible and let's recheck it. Every boy's got one hiding in the dark Every boy's got one, it's my favorite part Every boy's got one, give it to me. Hank, since this law went into effect, I control the records of all vehicles ordered sold by the county.
Let's talk about some real weapons. It can cut a man in half in two, ruin his whole weekend. Why don't we go someplace and talk? Now get back to work. Jennifer Tilly is superb as Amy Hopkins the nimrod rocket scientist. Scott, when I drive fast, I get very hot. I'll get somebody from work to drop me off.
Only team in the league with cheerleaders. Because you're breaking the law. Now didn't that ease the tension? Just a few more things. And I'll see you back here in 6,000 miles, not a mile over. Hey, do you like cars as much as I do? And that's why blood flows red on the highway. This is the funniest movie I have ever seen in my life.
So these are the readouts for all the space probes which are currently orbiting. The objective of this test is to stay within the white painted lines regardless of the obstacles in your path or the conditions of the road. If he finds you in bed with me, he'll kill you. Oh my god, I'm three minutes late for my pills! Yeah, but what are looks? Oh, I can't believe I'm taking up bowling. And merry Christmas to you too, Santa.
One foot on the brake And one on the gas, hey! Relax, I got it covered. This has totally ruined sex for me for the rest of my life. Hey, come on, come on, come on. Comedy fills each frame in this 80s classic. So this is serious kinda, huh? Oh, I don't know how I'm gonna get these balls out of here. Looks like we're never gonna drive again.
Shouldn't you be next door at the pro acid rain rally? Why do I find all this intriguing? No matter what I do, I just can't get going in the morning. Dressed as your favorite biblical character. It is too absurd to be realistic and that just helps it. The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. I have the best tool in town.
I would have come out to you. I can always get another job. Murray and Tilly turn in good comedic efforts. The man at the butcher's shop? Oh my god, oh my god! With the debts I've got, dying sounds pretty good right now. I've been driving since I've been 12. All right, I think she had enough to drink. Loaded with silly jokes and lots of really off characters this movie is long on laughs and short on predictability.